Saturday, May 31, 2008

My latest Daruma


Ain't he cute? You burn incence under him and the smoke comes out of his alms bowl. I found him at the jade market in Tainan, Taiwan this afternoon.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Buying Beer in Harlem



So after a full day in the office starting at 7.30 am with a systems demonstration, we leave midtown Manhattan to drive north to the Yankee stadium. Departure time was about 5 pm.

An hour later we are still on the bus because of traffic.

Instead of going East to 1st Avenue the bus driver kept going right up 6th to 125th and then turns right to go over to the Tribourough Bridge. With one lane open going onto the bridge it is taking us four or five lights to go one block. And we run out of beer.

From the Hoff Tour days I know there is a solution, so I grab the nearest New York office employee, Jim Cemprola, and he and I start walking East on 125th Street looking for a place that sells beer. At the end of the block, after shops selling nail jobs, gold chains and a variety of other schlock, we find a "bodega". Jim and I march to the back of the bodega and get four six packs and three big bags of potato chips. At the counter the beers come to $38 and the chips are $1 each. I didn't have enough money in my pocket, so Jim asks the Spanish speaking guy at the cash register if he takes credit cards! Ha! Bodegas apparently are notorious for selling stolen goods and we're asking if they take credit cards. Ha!

Our bus is still halfway back the block, so we leisurely walk back to it, jump on and resume serving the FTSE Directors and Staff cold beer.

Still in Love


This time in New York City, just up from our office. Robert Indiana really gets around with this chunk of iron.

What is 'Pataphysics


Roger Shattuck

What is ‘Pataphysics

1. ‘Pataphysics is the science of the realm beyond metaphysics; or, ‘Pataphysics lies as far beyond metaphysics and metaphysics lies beyond physics – in one direction or the other.

Now, metaphysics is a word which can mean exactly what one wants it to mean, whence its continuing popularity. To Aristotle it meant merely the field of speculation he took up after physics. The pataphysician beholds the entire created universe, and all others with it, and sees that they are neither good nor bad but pataphysical. Rene Dumal, writing in the twentieth century said that he proposed to do for metaphysics what Jules Verne did for physics. ‘Pataphysics, then, entering the great beyond in whatever direction it may lie, offers us a voyage of discovery and adventure into what Jarry called “ethernity”. That, of course, is where we all live.

2. ‘Pataphysics is the science of the particular, of laws governing exceptions.

The realm beyond metaphysics will not be reached by vaster and vaster generalities; this has been the error of contemporary thought. A return to the particular shows that every event determines a law, a particular law. ‘Pataphysics relates each thing and each event not any generality (a mere plastering over of exceptions) but to the singularity that makes it an exception. Thus the science of ‘Pataphysics attempts no cures, envisages no progress, distrusts all claims of improvement in the state of things, and remains innocent of any message. ‘Pataphysics is pure science, lawless and therefore impossible to outlaw.

3. ‘Pataphysics is the science of imaginary solutions.

In the realm of the particular, every event arises from an infinite number of causes. All solutions, therefore, to particular problems, all attributions of cause and effect, are based on arbitrary choice, another term for scientific imagination. Gravity as curvature of space or as electro-magnetic attraction – does it make any difference which solution we accept? Understanding either of them entails a large exercise of scientific imagination. Science must elect the solution that fits the facts – travel of light or fall of an apple. ‘Pataphysics welcomes all scientific theories (they are getting better and better) and treats each one not as a generality but as an attempt, sometimes heroic and sometimes pathetic, to pin down one point of view as “real”. Students of philosophy may remember the German Hans Vaihinger with is philosophy of the als ob. Ponderously yet persistently he declared that we construct our own systems of thought and value, and then live “as if” reality conformed to it. The idea of “truth” is the most imaginary of all solutions.

4. ‘Pataphysics, all things are equal.

The pataphysician not only accepts no final scientific explanations of the universe, he also rejects all values, moral, aesthetic, and otherwise. The principle of universal equivalence and the conversion of opposites reduce the world in its pataphysical reality to particular cases only. All the more reason, indeed, that the pataphysician should enjoy “working” and in the most diverse ways, should respond to all the normal (and “abnormal”) appetites of the flesh and spirit, should sometimes behave with considerateness toward his neighbor and even fulfill a “responsible” role in society. ‘Pataphysics preaches no rebellion and no acquiescence, no new morality nor immorality, no political reform, no reaction and certainly no promise of happiness nor unhappiness. What would be the use, all things being equal?

5. ‘Pataphysics is, in aspect, imperturbable.

Jarry was regarded by most of his contemporaries as a joker or a lunatic. Here lie the first errors of incomprehension. ‘Pataphysics has nothing to do with humor or with the kind of tame insanity psychoanalysis has drummed into fashion. Life is, of course, absurd, and it is ludicrous to take it seriously. Only the comic is serious. The pataphysician, therefore, remains entirely serious, attentive, imperturbable. He does not burst out laughing or curse when asked to fill out in quadruplicate a questionnaire on his political affiliations or sexual habits: on the contrary, he details a different and equally valid activity on each of the four sheets. His imperturbability gives him anonymity and the possibility of savoring the full pataphysical richness of life.

6. All things are pataphysical; yet few men practice ‘Pataphysics consciously.

No difference in value, only in state, exists between ordinary men and those who are consciously aware of the pataphysical nature of the world, including themselves. The College of ‘Pataphysics is no better and no worse than the French Academy or than the Hillsdale Garden Club of Men’s Auxiliary Committee of Three on Poison Ivy Extermination. The College, however, being aware of its own nature, can enjoy the spectacle of its own pataphysical behavior. And what science but ‘Pataphysics can cope with consciousness, “self”-consciousness perpetually twisting out of itself into the reaches of ethernity? Pere Ubu’s monstrous gidouille or belly is represented by a spiral, which Dr Faustroll’s ‘Pataphysics transforms into a symbol of ethernal consciousness circling forever around itself. Symbol? By now all words are pataphysical, being equal.

7. Beyond ‘Pataphysics lies nothing; ‘Pataphysics is the ultimate defense.

Like the sorcerer’s apprentice, we have become victims of our own knowledge –principally of our scientific and technological knowledge. In ‘Pataphysics resides our only defense against ourselves. Not that ‘Pataphysics will change history: that great improvisation of the past already belongs to the Science of Sciences. But ‘Pataphysics allows a few individuals beneath their imperturbability to live up to their particular selves; Ubu or Faustroll, you or I. Outwardly one may conform meticulously to the rituals and conventions of civilized life, but inwardly one watches this conformity with the care and enjoyment of a painter choosing his colors – or perhaps of a chameleon. ‘Pataphysics then is an inner attitude, a discipline, a science, and an art, which allows each man to live his life as an exception, proving no law but his own.

Published in the Evergreen Review in 1960

Saturday, May 03, 2008

Pere Ubu



I stopped in Mumbai on my way to a FTSE BOD meeting in New York. As I have heard so much about Mumbai clubbing, I decided to get out and find some of these places. My first stop would be a jazz club, as I love jazz and want to hear live jazz whenever I can.

I noticed that the Mungolian Jet Set was playing at a club called Blue Frog and headed over there from the Grand Central Hotel on Sunday evening. The Norwegian protaganist was dressed in some kind of a cloth helmet and Mongolian embroidered jacket. He was mixing a house vibe with an Indian fellow playing the guitar and another fellow beating on the bongo drums - Indian style, not Caribean.

I had a couple drinks and got out of there.

The Norwegian buy looked like Pere Ubu except that he didn't have a big concentric circle motif - the infamous gidouille - on his pot belly.

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Paul in Love


The title says it all. Last week I was in Love in Taiwan. Not an unusual state, but certainly photogenic!

Saturday, February 09, 2008

Frapin


In early 1973 I was working on a magazine in Mankato, Minnesota and applying to graduate school to get a Masters Degree in Philosophy or to head out of the US to work as a Peace Corps volunteer teacher. I was still living in St. Peter, Minnesota where I had been for five years attending Gustavus Adolphus College and working after graduation. My landlord was Folke Person another Gustavus alumnus like myself who had remained in St. Peter teaching, studying and contributing to the social fabric. Folke had purchased a former English professor's house on Pine Street and I had the upstairs suite of a couple rooms, a bath and cubbyhole of a kitchen. It was a cozy arrangement. We shared a few friends, all more or less associated with Gustavus, including Mark Ahlstrom whose Gothic house on 3rd street remains an icon of St. Peter's glory days in the 19th century. There were many soirees with Folke, Mark and others in the house on Pine, at Mark's or out at the Holiday House in Kasota run by Jim Martell.

From Folke I learned the taste of good cognac.

Folke had grown up on New York and had a different background than us Minnesota kids. He had lived in a city of great proportion and cultural depth, but he had also gone to college right there in St. Peter and fit in very comfortably with the Swedes and Norwegians, the hunters and fishermen, and the academics. He played opera on his record player, we concocted flaming pots of glogg in the midst of winter, visitors came from all over the US adding more diversity to the Vietnam-era entrepot we occupied.

Folke came back from a trip to New York late in the spring with a bottle of Hine cognac. I was readying to go to Korea as a Peace Corps volunteer and we sat and talked in our usual free wheeling fashion many a night with Folke sparingly sharing that treasured bottle of Hine with me. You couldn't buy Hine in the liquor shops of St. Peter, and there probably wasn't any XO or better available either. Southern Minnesotans drank brandy in cocktails, but sipping fine champagne cognac was not on the cards.

I never forgot Folke's reverence for that bottle of Hine and I have religiously sought the holy Hine myself on my international travels. It is a rare find in any duty free liquor shop and I gladly pay whatever price when I do find it. It is better than the VSOP Remy and Courvoisiers of the world. And I do not see much need to go to the XO or higher levels, when it is only me who wants to savour this fine liquor.

I finished my last drop of Hine a month ago and have been looking for Hine again. Since the beginning of the year I have passed through the international airports in Hong Kong, Bangkok, Kuala Lumpur, Singapore, Melbourne, Sydney and Manila. No Hine.

But in the last airport I pausesd to look closer. There were the usual brands and prices, but a handsome bottle attracted my attention. It was a one litre bottle of a single vineyard VSOP and priced at a mere $42. It is a Grand Champagne of Cognac and labeled Premier Grand Cru. Wow! I said to myself. What have I found? I bought a bottle and went off to the JAL lounge to get on the internet and check it out. It's quire a story. The Frapin legacy goes back to the 13th Century. They have hundreds of hectares of their own vines and produce a full range of cognacs solely from their own grapes. When I finally tried my new find back home in Tokyo I was amazed at how smooth it is, yet subtly carrying the strength of the eau de vie straight through.

I don't know what I will do now. If I see a bottle of Hine somewhere, I'll probably buy it. And I will now seek the best way to obtain a steady supply of Frapin VSOP as well.

Friday, January 25, 2008

Fisherman Aoki and me in front of his boat


Mr Aoki has been honored many times for rescuing people stranded at sea. And with locating drowned persons. We seen him down at the Yawatano harbor for the festivals etc.

Sengakuji Entrance Gate


I remember waiting for the doves to face each other to make this picture more intimate. I like the Japanese city scape with electric wires all over the place. You have to be inventive to get them in the picture correctly.

Imaging Tokyo with all its electricity hidden away in conduits and underground passages! Wow!

Friday, January 18, 2008

Singapore Takeover


FTSE took over the calculation of the Straits Times! Ha! Who woulda thunk it?

Saturday, January 05, 2008

Anton's friends came to Izu


I cooked for them and drove them up and down the hill. They played tennis and walked Jogasaki from Yawatano Harbor. Naomi loved having some girls around.

Thursday, January 03, 2008

I always enjoy the local blooms in Izu.


Here's me looking at the Narcissus outside the Yawatano Shinto Shrine in Izu.

Look where I've been!



And that's just what I was able to do in some spare time. There are lots more places I've been.

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Christmas at the Jones



I helped Alex carve the turkey.

Chinese Madness in Honolulu


Robert Tai loves to gamble! He chose this restaurant and paid the bill!

A Hawaiian Year End


Anton and Thor grabbed lunch with me at the Outrigger Canoe Club in Waikiki one day. We had pretty good weather in Honolulu.

Staff Party for 2007 in Hong Kong



Stuart always gets more chicks in his pictures.

Hochiminh Stock Exchange


Well, Vietnam is going to be a new center of my activitiy. The stock exchange are interested in looking at a partnership and I am sending them a Cooperation Agreement to review in the new year!