The Maldives

A week trip to the Maldives included some quality time with Norm Quinn and four days at the Sheraton Full Moon Resort. Lovely....

Properties of Tequila

It removes anguish
It makes you forget
“It loosens the sock”
It makes roughness go away
It gets friends closer
It makes you forget you’re hungry
It causes blushes
It tunes up your voice
It fosters romantic relationships
It makes godfathers
It closes business
It makes paths easier
It helps you celebrate the company
It increases happiness
It kills worms
And for those reasons and more…
It erases blame
It makes you talk
It takes you away from the office
It mends broken hearts
It is a good appetizer
It hastens outcomes
It eliminates shyness
It cheers you up
It gets you hot
It makes midwives
It opens doors
It shortens waits
It cures sadness
It improves digestion

The photo above is of a famous Australian race horse whose name I did not write down.